Arising from the seas, off the coast of Washington; came a cascading voice, a call; to all the weak and meak, to all the disenfranchised, to all the degeneraces A voice that whispered "Come, you're home now" And with that moto, the disfunctional degenerates was founded upon
a warm juicebag
From humble beginnings Luke Wharm-Juicebag rose to prominence as a leader in the field of beverage consolation and logistics. Being one of 40 siblings from a Sam’s club variety pack, juice has made a family amongst the dysfunctional degenerates. Believing in core values, such as; flavor, vitamins, and corn syrup, he brings a new depth to the lunch menu of the team.
With extream grace, elegance, and charm; Lord Regonald P Manuel, scoured across the sees in search for riches, spices, and the glory of tea. His voayges eventually lead him to the land of degeneracy; which he mistaken for the indies. With previously unfound riches at his disposal he remains one of the most prominent benifactors of the dysfunctional digenerates.
CB aka "When you just"
uhh uhh me whan uhh joe umm uhh when i uhh did ummmm uhhh ehh uh yeah um when did? uhhh yeah did what yeppers ughhhhhhh huff ummm quiznos i guess fuuuuuuuuuuuck ummmmmm uhhh aghhh hmmmmmmmmm
he's from texas
Once considered a myth, an urban legend, a tall tale; Big Bear emereged from his hybernectic statis with an incassibble hunger. His talents and specialties are utilized within the dysfunctial digeneraters serving as an enforcer; yearning to feast on those who step out of line.